The Wisdom of the Road

             ~~~  The Wisdom of the Road ~~~


* Just because I'm wandering, doesn't mean I'm lost.
* Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly!     
* Forget World Peace - Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
* If you can't read this, you're illiterate.
* We're spending our childrens' inheritance.
* It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
* IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you have got.
* Born Free... Taxed to Death.
* Pride is what we have.  Vanity is what others have.
* Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
* Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
* Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
* Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
* No Radio - Already Stolen
* My son is an honor student at the state correctional facility.
* As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
* I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
* SAVE A TREE:  Eat a beaver.
* According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
* WARNING!  Driver only carries $20 of ammunition.
* It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
* Auntie Em,  Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog.  - Dorothy.
* Forget the Joneses, I keep us up with the Simpsons.
* Reality?  Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?
* Friends help you move.  Real friends help you move bodies.
* How can I miss you if you won't go away?
* A man with worms is never alone.
* If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
* Love isn't love until you give it away.
* Keep that sense of humor; it's critical.
* Imagination is the foundation of reality.
* When all else fails, lower your standards.
* Don't take my signals literally.
* Life is a terminal disease!
* It's been Monday all week.
* Why be normal?