Lines for T-shirts

Lines for T-shirts

Don't make me think
It Hurts!!

DO u beleive in love at first sight or
should i drive past u again?

for lawyers
LEGAL EAGLE

" do u hate Bush too? "

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Im busy,You are Ugly,Go Away!!

Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.

Why be You, if u can b new

your face, my ass, no difference

99% of the guys are handsome, rest of the 1% study in our college!

your cooking sucks...

i hope so do u

Why be You, if u can b new

your face, my ass, no difference

99% of the guys are handsome, rest of the 1% study in our college!

when i'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded

hey sahrish !! i saw that line with girls replacing the boys,,,,,but then thats us T , do wtever u want !! lol !!
anywyas, i saw this at a site,,

" I ve got the pussy,so i make the rules ! "

Won't stop till
Guys Bring in new ideas n lines
ppl dont you think most of these lines are passe now..lets get some fresh lines..

"I LOVE FAST CARS
FAST CHICKS "

i like it a lottttt

Haha you guys rock!

This was written on the back of a biker's T:

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE BITCH FELL OFF!

for ...
I was born intellegent,but education ruined me!

Dip me in chocolate and throw infront of leshbians!

earlier i was conceited
but now i am "perfect"

heres one
dont hit me, my lawyers in jail

I swear this is not the other side of this shirt

Everyone wants to go to Heaven but No one wants to Die

Of all the things i have lost ... i miss my mind the most

Competition is "cut-throat"....
I am the Executioner

Hard work never kills anybody... but why take a chance

This is a trying period for me
and i am trying to avoid hard work

Work Fascinates me...
I can look at it for hours

this t-shirt is mine

I am a Virgin...
Its an OLD Tshirt

For geeks :
God is real, unless U declare him an integer

normal ppl scare me

kreatives sucks

bUrp!
Sumtimes I Pee When I Laugh

save a virgin...do me instead !!!

I AM THE PERSON YOUR PARENTS WARNED U ABOUT!

18 Out of 10 pple sti|| dOnt understand fractiOns

i dont have an attitude problem

why r u looking at me ..huh ?
...i am not ur Dad

BORN FREE
My dad is a Doctor

Love is blind...but marriage is a real eye opener.

"In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday"

"FACT: No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes"

if i want your opinion i'll give it to you!

Husn ke aik jhalak kafi hai dil ke mareez ke liye
tum ne itni bari shalwaar kiun pehni hai sirf itni see cheez ke liye

failure is the fee you pay for success....

God made MUD, God made Dirt
God made Galz, So guyz can FLirt

no rules is my rule...

if MOM says NO ask DAD....(with a pic of a guy holding money)

in GOD we trust... all others must pay cash...

I got my looks from my father.. He's a plastic surgeon!

Don't be stupid, we have politicians for that!!

FBI
female body investigater

FBI
female body investigater

I ONLY SLEEP WID PREETY WOMEN

"there are 206 bones in your body, want another one?"

"i thought my name was stupid until i turned 13"

i came to know that my name was stupid, after i turned 18

sorry if i look interested...im not.

Most ppl are only alive bcuz its illegal to shoot them.. and u r one of those lucky assholes.

Sometimes I just feel like kicking your a$S!!

virginity is not dignity
it is lack of
OPPURTUNITY

Ur not mY type 1st go and rEdevelop uRself

God made grass, Man made Booze
Who Do You Trust?

I'm a lesbian trapped in this man's body

Dont take out of ur clothes ,i trust u.

I scare my Own famIlY!

Sinful anD prOud Of iT!

"luck is urs wish is mine may ur future always shine"


All generalizations are false, including this one.

All men are idiots, and I married their King.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Always try to be modest and be proud of it!

Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

Assassins do it from behind.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

WHY LOOKING AT ME COME HUG ME

If i say ur brother is more seXier than yo

I'M NOT DEAF I'M IGNORING YOU

i only support gay marriages
if both chicks r hot

i m not handicapped
i m just lazy

i support SINGLE moms

u can check the tshirts here[www.tshirthell.com]

I am a bomb technician, If u see me running, try to keep up!!

Hot chicks=big Hug

I hate jokes but still I love You

Be positive, Act positive but don't test positive

muscles
it takes 44 muscles to frown

it takes 14 muscles to smile

but it takes only 4 muscles to give the finger!!!

The problem with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat!

front: everybody's entitled to my opinion...
back: and my exceptional g0od l0oks!

Second place is the first loser.

Its impossible not to read whats written on a T-shirt.

I pretend to work...They pretend to pay

I wanted to study hard but there is no NOBEL Prize in Engineering

why drink and drive wen u can smoke and fly

I know you were saying somthing
but al I cud hear was Blah blah blah..

Th0uGhTs r BuT
Smokers
If Smoking is EVIL...
I am a Dead Man

who says nothing is impossible? i;ve been doin nothing for years..

Th0uGhTs r BuT
Impossible??

huh.. Impossible itself says..
I M Possible...

i have horrible taste coz ii like you..

i need someone really bad .............are you really bad

speak less to people u love for if they cant understand ur silnece they can never understand ur words

GOD IS BUSY...
MAY I HELP YOU?

Th0uGhTs r BuT
God
They Say.. God Created us
I say... We Created God

Don't play stupid with me,
I am better at it.

/\
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THE MAN

THE LEGEND
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\ /
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i can please jus one person each day...& today is not ur day!!

i've jus one nerve left,
....& u're gettin' on it!!!

saw this on a frnds t..
no money, no job, no car
But im in a band!!

If I told u tht u had a nice body, will u hold it against me!!

Only idiots read T SHIRTS

NOBODY'S PERFECT I'M NOBODY

if u r rich then i'm free

NUKE THE WHALES!

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Taj Mahal
the greatest erection by man for his love.

FRONT: u r beautiful
BACK: fancy a fuck

Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks!

You smell kinda pretty...

WANNA SMELL ME??

best possible result of an orgasm !

opinions are like assholes.. everybody has one..

My dad is my ATM!

My girlfriend asked me to be more affectionate.. So now, i have 2!!

dip me in chocolate n drop me in lesboooossss...

wwoooohhhhh maaann ..
i dun say dis haan dis is wht i'v seen ina T-shirt .. i swear..

*Can't Feed.. Don't Breed
*I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing

"I am 6, wanna be 9?"

i'm not conceited..cuz conceitedness is imperfection n i'm perfect...

fock fear,,,drink beer

"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

Dont follow me i'm lost too....

I am the super-hero..... I am DAD!

if u think u're gonna read something funny in my t-shirt well u r sadly mistaken..but since u r readin it anyway assume its funny n loff out aloud..

meeri t shirt phaaaad ke dekho

who is idiot reading my shirt..

single and unavailable

dunno what makes u so dumb!but it really works!!!
10/16/05

-ve wiTty

yeh
I Phuck on the 1st Date..

on curves
read few lines on road to ladakh can definitely be on tees...

1. I am curvaceous, go slow

2. Darling, I like you but not so fast

3. On my curve, check your nerve

4. Feel the curves, do not test them

i think nobody is perfect.....im nobody

Stay Away..I m scared of dogs and ugly people...!!!

smokin kills slowly....
neways who's in a hurry....

"born to party .....
.....forced to work."

42.7% of the statistics are made on the spot.

Its only funny till someone gets hurt ....

then its fucking hilarious !

I am GOD (front side)

Whenever i ask him for anything it feels like talking to myself!!!( back side)

"DO NOT ANGER THE GODS"

"I am always right, Never wrong.
I thought i was wrong once, but I was wrong!!"

Excellent time to become a missing person.

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

Lines for T-shirts

I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet

read it on my friend's T
marry had a little lamb...it was delicious

Surprise me!...say something smart!

I say no to drugs they just don't listen. !!!

Marriage is the price i paid for sex!!

To all you virgins... thanks for nothing.

Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

I am lost! take me home with you

I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh.

too lazy to tell u that i am.

if all the world is a stage.......someone call for a rehersel!

dont go mad!!! just go away!

a friend in need.........is no friend of mine.

i'm the boss in my house....and i have got my wife's permission to say so.

dont lose ur temper..nobody wants it.

what the hell r u doing here?? this is heaven!

umm..now look at that..
sorry! no, i wasnt talking about ur face.

someone asked me to refute the fact that humans are an intelligent species. get dressed. i'm getting them to meet u.

My parents told me to run away from home!

A friend in need,is alwayas a friend in need !!

I WAS BORN INTELLIGENT
BUT EDUCATION RUINED ME

nice person
wrong planet

i dont have an attitude problem
u have a perception problem

i can keep only one person happy each day
today is not ur day
nah.....tomorrow is not luking good either

Needing someone is like needing a parachute.
If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't
be needing him again.

My reality check bounced

Hi, how u doin?

Front: Stab me if u dare!

front: in case of fire use the hose below

"There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who cant!"

I'm not a vampire but i'm still gonna bite ya

I WAS BORN INTELLIGENT
BUT EDUCATION RUINED ME

nice person
wrong planet

i dont have an attitude problem
u have a perception problem

i can keep only one person happy each day
today is not ur day
nah.....tomorrow is not luking good either

Needing someone is like needing a parachute.
If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't
be needing him again.

My reality check bounced

Front: Stab me if u dare!
Back: U coward

front: in case of fire use the hose below

"There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who cant!"

I'm not a vampire but i'm still gonna bite ya

gravity is not responsible for FALLING on love !!~

RUCK FULES

Duck my Sick

I stopped drinking,smoking and SEX
The WORST 15 minutes of my life!!!

if it weren't fer boyz ...i wud never go 2 sko0ol..!!

Write all u want

i need a one liner

Watz that uglyy thinggg on ur shoulderzz???
ohh ! sori, itz ur face ;)

Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girl friend.

I was born intelligent - "education ruined me".

take dis 1 liner
DONT INDULGE IN CORRUPTION,THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETITION

I found this on the front of a girl's Tshirt "I'm a virgin". On the back "Its an old shirt"

Vignesh you really saw the girl wearing such tee? :p

work is worship and i'm an atheist.

the future looks so bright that i need to wear shades

quit staring at my shirt

ma mom said no messages on ma t-shirt

hey....read thiz on a gal'zz tee...
im smart...
im cute...
im brainy...
but dude........stop starinn...

ur lips keeping moving but all i hear is blah blah blah!!

This was not on a Tee but its good enough:
when we drink, we get drunk
when we get drunk, we fall asleep
when we fall asleep, we dont commit any sin
when we dont commit any sin, we go to heaven
so; lets all get drunk and go to heaven.
( this was actually published long back in The Hindu)

Dont Hunt Wat U Cant Kill...

HARDWORK DOESNT ALWAYS PAY,
I'D RATHER PLAY GOLF!!

want four tonsils?

"Hardwork" never killed anyone ... but why take risk???

God!! grant me patience ,but PLEASE hurry!!

I turned into a wimp, lost my balls, and lost my girlfriend. Now all I've got is this lousy Tshirt.

U've been a bad boy. Go to my room!!

THIS IS WUT I MADE UP!
CHANGE IS CONSTANT!...

For politicians
Vote for the bitc***...because their son didnt went well

Screw You Guys,
attitude
Dont walk as if u own the world, walk as if u dont care who owns the world!

Im fat, u r ugly.but I can loose weight

on women's t-shirt
stop staring!!!u cant afford me.

on guy's t-shirt
ask ur boobs to stop staring at my eyes!!

love ur neighbour..just do't get caught

to do is to be
to be is to do
do be do be do...

i like this one
The road to success is always under construction.

Great forum. Here are some from my collection
THINK!!! It would be a new experience

You loved me and changed the history of my life.
Let me love you and change the geograpgy of your life.

opinions are like assholes ....everybody's got one


its not how deep you fish... its how you wiggle your worm!!
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Front: Marry Me
Back: Too late

For Girls....
Yeah...Why not...But not with You !!!

IT'S BETTER TO BURN OUT THAN TO FADE AWAY

"THE ANGELS CAN KEEP THEIR HARPS....GOD PLAYS THE GUITAR"

where there is a will there is money...

where there is a will..I want to be in it..

Everybody is somebody's weirdo !!!

i m lost take me home with U

Front: AN i have ur PHONE number

BACK: i want a driver!!!

Hungry ?? Go Home

anoda one
Brain is a master piece whr in da left side nuthing is right n in da right side nuthing is left !!

God is real....Unless declared as integer

Marriages defeat Mathematics..How else can u explain 1+1=3..???

nobody knows that i m not wearing UNDERWEAR

virginity is not a dignity it is simply a lack of opportunity...

come behind the pyramid & I will make u a mummy

dont drink water.... fishes fuck in it

early to bed & early to rise
makes a man healthy, wealthy & wise
& makes his wife sleep with other guys

MY GF TOLD ME I SHOULD B MORE AFFECTIONATE. SO I GOT 2 GF'S..

Written on a girl's T-shirt.....
-FRESH MILK-

My new year resolution ...

"I'll break all my new year resolutions"

this is for girls t'shirt (FRONT)

" SWEET RIVERS "

from me?
WHAT YOU LOOKING AT

IT TAKES ONLY ONE BEER TO HIT ME,
BUT DONT REMEMBER WHETHER ITS 7TH OR 8TH!

All Study and no Play
Makes a Child Dumb and Gay.

war
war is god's way of teachin america geography

I'm Busy, U r Ugly
Go Away

"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."

99% of women in the world are beutiful, the remaining 1% are in my college

I have it on my Tee
SUCKER

Quit hoping, just ask

mother o'all i liners
dis applies for conditions o'distress
WEN RAPE(PUN INTENDED) IS INEVITABLE......JUS' SPREAD UR LEGS N ......ENJOY
DIS BAILS U OUT O'MOST OF UR STRESS PROBLEMS!!!!!!!!!

SAVE WATER..... DRINK BEER

SICK MY DUCK

married but available

Female body inspector

I am the CEO of_ _ _

just kidding

sex
now that i have ur attention...call me at


if ur father is poor---ur fate but if ur father in law is poor then
it's ur foolishness

"Make love, not war. I'm married, I do both".

I'm Going to Graduate on Time, No Matter How Long It Takes

Click on it to show it in the original size

"sick- my- duck"

Thanx to all the VIRGINS..
for not doing anything.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success

if rape is inevitble........just spread ur legs n enjoyyyyy

winners never quit and quitters never win,
but those who never win and never quit are IDIOTS.

Maybe you don't have a complex....
May you are inferior...

I've seen this somwhere, but I can't help laughing...

"Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide bodies."

There are three type of people in the world
1. Those who can count and
2. Those who can't